Are you terminally obsessed with internet trends? Are you looking for an outfit that screams "always online" but too scared to wear the ahego hoodie? Have you ever wanted to disappoint those who believed that you were better than this? Are you daddy's little meow meow?

Introducing the submissive and breedable short-shorts and thigh high sock combo! It's got sex appeal. It's got glamour. Be the envy of your friends and get weird looks from people on the street if you dare to wear these outside. Those aliens won't be able to resist your tight little hole!

                                               

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In this topsy-turvy world of pronouns it can be hard to know how to refer to others. Worse! It can be hard to know how to refer to yourself. Sure, 4chan may call you names but you can't exactly put that in your Twitter bio.

The answer is easy: with this cute little number you can announce to the world- You are MAN! Not just any man though, you're also slutty! Demand respect from strangers you meet on the street along with friends and co-workers alike.

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